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Assorted Mashup

Alright. It’s been a while. And I’m bored. And I miss all the porn.

What’s been happening? A bunch of things, one of which was this conversation with her royal cattiness.

Reshma: i dared to watch a promo video of love aaj kal today
i don’t think i’ll dare to see the movie
they look like bhai behen
me:    i read “i dared to watch a porno video of love aaj kal today”

Explains why I was itching to get back to blogging, according to her anyway.

Work, of course, goes on. The less said about it the better.

Murphy strikes again. This last weekend I decided that my car was very dirty and needed a wash. So I took it to the car wash, spent 10 bucks on a “premium” wash package. And guess what happens? It rains all week! And not any rains, but thundershowers. Torrential too. Gah.

I’ve decided to make it official. I’m actually engaged. Yeah, I went to India and had a whole ceremony and blah blah blah. I tell you, not the tiniest thing has changed. I’m not treated any special, I do not feel shy when people ask me about ‘the groom‘. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. And no, we don’t have a date for the wedding yet, so do NOT bug me. No, I’m not PMSing, this is my natural sunny disposition. Go figure.

Funnily enough, a lot of people who I thought would be happy for me and would congratulate me did not even send me a customary email. Not even a wall post on FB. I wonder what’s up.

Rakhi Ka Swayamvar is THE BEST SHOW ON THE PLANET. And it’s been playing with my fillings. Sorry, emotions. Boohoo!!

Well, that’s about all I have the patience for. See you soon amigos!!

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!

How is it that a show about a talking(?!) gay(??!) dog whose lover is a human being(:O) from Philippines(why on earth..?) is so popular?!!!

Seinfeld

I just bought the DVD box set for a friend. Actually, we bought it together, I couldn’t possibly afford to buy the entire thing myself. 🙂 Been so excited about it. We’ve been watching it all of the two days since it’s arrived. I’m fairly certain we’ll spend the entire weekend watching it too! 🙂

I love a lot of things about Seinfeld.

  • Life, art, history, tuberculosis.
  • Art Vandelay
  • Super terrific Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
  • Fat free yogurt
  • Pez dispenser

… And many, many more such unforgettable moments. Seinfeld rocks!

P.S: I actually have a Pez Dispenser. Shaped like Donatello, from TMNT. 🙂