I have opinions. Like it or not.

As the day draws to an end, I make this post more than 24 hours after G asked me to. I know this technically does not count as a Valentine’s day post hence, and therefore keeps with my tradition of de-recognizing a day created and glorified by companies that need a reason to keep their bottom line up. [Ha! Got myself another link! Go PageRank!]

Now the question arises why I must diss this day. I am known for such anti-social tendencies. A lot. Parents tend to tell their children to disregard what I say when I talk about religion. Hey, I’m the guy who’s probably going to tell the kid Santa exists, but God doesn’t make a whole lot of scientific sense. What can I say? I’m just that guy.

Enough about me though. We should make this about G. And the fact that over the past year, Uber-T, Sailesh and I have managed to get this right up there on the search page for ‘Galadriel Porn‘ (right above the NSFW pics of Frodo doing Arwen – even if that seems a little logistically impossible. Consider the relative sizes, for a start). But G is not just about the porn related posts. She should really have a tag for them (edited, G has given into “popular” demand). Would help in the search terms as well as my linking them here. Which would further boost their ranking, I hope.. making this an awesome post for G’s search rankings with respect to porn. Score.

More about G. Good question. There are way too many things to put down here. Ok, that answer tends to irritate her.. and I really don’t want to irritate too much. This post is probably going to be right up there on her most-hated of all time. She’s made me an ‘author’ on this site.. which means I could log in anytime and do what I wish, when I wish. Scary. But this still does not make it about G. How many ways can I describe her? Let me count the ways.

  1. As a hottie.
  2. As a nottie.
  3. As a hottie and a nottie (Stop thinking about the Paris Hilton movie, screwballs edited by a screaming G, “no dirty words on my blog!”)

Ok, this is getting way too long. And boring. Really don’t want to get boring. She’ll never let me hear the last of it. Back to G. G is one of a kind. Amazing person. Very naive for letting me write what I want. Very classy for not deleting it (yet). Very smart for coming up with ways and means to screw with me without actually screwing with me. Very sweet for giving me an award. Very sporty for accepting my accepting the award (Link! Score!) Very cool.. for.. being a girl with a porn blog (Porn Search! Score!) Very literary for her ‘about me’. I’m guessing also very irritated for my random BS-ing in the name of a Valentine’s Day post.

To tell the truth, I really wanted to write a post about why I hate V-Day so much. However, its ground I’ve covered before.. and my ranting on someone else’s blog might get a little grating for her more regular readers. I wonder how many she’ll lose as a result of this post. That would not bode well for me at all. At all.

And on that note, I sign off. Until next time.. when I manage to get over the damage I’ve done with this post.

p.s. One question. Why does ‘ing’ show up as a spelling mistake on the WordPress spellcheck?



Comments on: "My Bloody Valentine(‘s day post)" (43)

  1. G, here is a heartfelt tribute to you. My life would be truly and utterly empty without you. Actually, not you, but your blog posts. The porn ones, that is. Though, with Guinness, it might not be so bad. See, how I managed to wrinkle in something about me even as I attempt a tribute to you?

  2. Sailesh, that is absolutely NOT what I did. My post was about G, G and more G.
    Nothing about me at all.

  3. […] just cannot keep up with the flow in your Readers, I’ve made a very special, important and absolutely god-awesome post over at G’s blog. Which does not refer to porn at all. […]

  4. SEV, atleast I am honest about what I do!! G, I dont get what you see in SEV anyway.

  5. Dude, read the god-awesome post. Self-explanatory.

  6. Which is precisely why I wonder!

  7. Well, thats what G sees in me. Trust me, I have NO interest in you at all.

  8. You guys are hell bent upon improving the “score”, aren’t you? πŸ˜€

    My best wishes for the day to both of you! πŸ™‚

  9. Ok I was thoroughly confused when I landed here today because it looked like G’s blog but definitely did not sound like hers… and then of course, I realised it wasn’t her. Happy V day to you SEV πŸ˜€

    And to you G… stuffing your face with good food as you are πŸ˜€

  10. Don’t go wishing us for a non-existent day. Happy Sunday would make more sense. πŸ˜›

  11. Happy Ram Sena day(against the pubbing culture)…..hmm….or should I say Happy Ravan Sena day(towards getting wasted on booze culture)..:)

  12. explains a lot of things, this post.
    and doesn’t make me go “blech” like most of the v-day posts! πŸ˜€
    so there… awesome job, SEV! better late than never! πŸ˜›
    pray tell me why G isn’t commenting here? has she forgotten it’s still her space?

  13. should i comment about the post? or should i reply to your comments? since sev wrote the post, i guess it’s his prerogative to reply to your comments. πŸ™‚

    as for my comment about the post, i have only one thing to say. it’s a lot less damaging than i had imagined it to be so i guess i’m just relieved!

  14. G is so blown away by my god-awesome post that she’s stunned with awe. Expect no responses from her.
    @Ray-ray, sounds like I should have written a soppy post just so that you would go ‘blech’ πŸ˜€

    @Rav-rav, just what do you do on Valentine’s day? Ensure that you can celebrate Children’s day? πŸ˜›

  15. bhalai ka zamaana hi nahi raha!
    i don’t “celebrate” the day! πŸ˜› i was referring to ur gtalk SM πŸ˜€ but of course, any excuse to make the grad student stay home and cook is welcome. that is what we “did”.

    and erm… pavi may ask u for royalties for using “ray ray”

  16. G: u’re so relieved that u’re burning things! πŸ˜›

  17. @Ray-ray-ray (3 coz this is a 3rd reply or something), the comment below yours was to Rav-rav. And G knows better than to make this grad student cook. She doesn’t want to die of an overdose of choley.

  18. u know… i DO like u doing posts here. at least we get rapid-fire replies! πŸ˜€

  19. I was pulling your leg of course πŸ˜€ hee hee!

    And please don’t ask me what one does on such a day because I do not know. What actually happens on the day is a surprise to all participants. πŸ˜›

  20. @G: This is only the start, so hold your horses yet. I might start asking for a guest login as well πŸ˜›

  21. @DDD, I would have thought it was anticipated..rather than surprising πŸ˜›

  22. @Sev: Yesterday went to a mongolian barbecue joint. Due to my love of all things food related.:)

  23. Would you anticipate being caught by the bloody moral police? It was a surprise indeed. πŸ˜›

  24. Wooow! there seeems to be more action happening on the comment page rather than the post!

    n yayeeeee..i have copyrights to ray-ray πŸ™‚

    n yes..i dont get the hullaboo abt V-day either..tho i dont mind any excuse for celebration or gettin/giving gifts πŸ™‚

  25. mine is the 25th comment on this post!
    Does that count for anything?! πŸ˜›

  26. @DDD: Really? Sweet! Got married? πŸ˜›
    @Pavi: Yes, I was warned about using Ray-ray πŸ™‚
    @Pixie: Make it 250th, and we might do something πŸ˜€

  27. @pavi: ONLY to calling me “ray-ray”…!!! not to me! πŸ˜€

    sev SHOULD do more posts here… check the comment count! πŸ˜€

  28. HAHA!!! No such luck man… was a hilarious incident though πŸ˜€

  29. @SEV: Can’t you settle for 30, maybe?!!

  30. ok… here’s the 30th comment… πŸ˜€

  31. See, thats why I didn’t settle for 30 πŸ™‚ 300, now thats a challenge!

  32. Sev.. 300 ain’t possible.. you have got to lower the standards dude… πŸ˜€

  33. I’m sure 300 comments are possible. Think of it as your contribution towards moving this blog to #1 on the search for galadriel porn.

  34. yes ma’am..only to CALLING u Ray-Ray.Happy?

    @Sev: To be noted…tryin to contribute to comment count πŸ˜‰

  35. @Pixie: Anything’s possible! We have 34 comments now πŸ˜€
    @Sailesh: We’re already the top result! Want to try for Yahoo and Live Search as well? πŸ˜›
    @Pavi: You’re awesome.

  36. 300 comments are VERY possible!
    it’s a porn blog after all!

    but G should contribute to the comments, u know…

  37. Hey, loved the post. It seemed to me like the blog version of a Dev D. “Frodo doing Arwen’????? :)))))))

    Lol, it dissed V-day while not even focusing too much on it. Also got to compare SEV’s writing with G’s! :p

    Btw, all the above was only to contribute to the comment count. Why is G so silent though?

  38. @Ray: Heh, people who read porn blogs are generally in no “state” to comment, if you get what I mean πŸ˜›
    On a different note, G has given up on this post.
    @Sachin: Comparing my writing to Dev D, man.. that feels right on so MANY levels πŸ™‚

  39. @Sev…well..well hvn’t u heard of people commenting on porn blogs asking for more action n yada yada…get wat i mean πŸ˜‰

    @Galadriel : U MUST contribute! We all doing this FOR YOU and YOUR blog’s popularity!!

  40. Oh my god, my blog has never received so many comments for one single post! EVER! Thanks SEV.. so much..

    Btw, peeps, FYI, I don’t get comment notifications for posts that I haven’t authored so pliss to be excusing the lack of comments. And also, I wrote a post after this one!! No one has commented on that!! Questionable loyalties you people are displaying. Hmph!

  41. Ok… comment count has been increased again and G, I commented on ur other post as well! πŸ˜›
    Hmph! Some peoples don’t appreciate the effort enuf! πŸ˜€

    by the way, this is the 41st comment!

  42. @SEV: Hurray!! Round of drinks people!
    @G: Galadriel porn vs Mayawati porn – you take your pick!

  43. […] just cannot keep up with the flow in your Readers, I’ve made a very special, important and absolutely god-awesome post over at G’s blog. Which does not refer to porn at all. […]

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