I have opinions. Like it or not.

Raysh tagged me again. 😛 This time, with some questions I never knew I had the answers to. But anyway, here goes!!!

1. How do you feel after a one night stand?
Relieved that it was a one-night stand and no more??!!

2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
What’s there to get used to?

3. Does it hurt?
Ummm… I do not know the answer to that, sorry! 😛

4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Of course I do. But then that makes you angry/perplexed and it’s all worth it in the end! 😛

5. Does size really matter?
Again, I pass.

6. When the bill comes, are you still a feminist?
Only because you’re cheap enough to ask me to split it!

7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
Define long. I just do it so you can feel better about yourself, being the slob that you are.

8. Do you watch porn, too?
Nope, only women who aren’t happy with YOU do. 😛

9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?
Depends on the price tag.

10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
Haha. You wish!

11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
Because if I were skinny, I wouldn’t think that would I?

12. Why are you always late?
Why do you always arrive 2 seconds before me and then berate me for coming late?

13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
And dig your nose. And yawn with your mouth open. And sneeze/cough like you’re a cross between the Hulk and a troll. And… you get the drift.

14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
Only so I can show you I can do anything you can.

15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
So that you don’t have a reason for not kissing my neck.

16. How often do you think about sex?
The number of times you think about it divided-by 3.

17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
That they’re almost as desperate as the man, which doesn’t say much about the man anyway.

18. Would you?
I have not had a proper date, let’s not get into sleeping with them ok?

19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
Yeah, and it’s sick, don’t you think?

20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
Because change is inevitable. You would sooner or later change yourself, I’m just catalyzing the process. P.S: To suit my requirements. 😛

21. Does it matter what car I drive?
No. Not as long as you don’t mind stopping for directions.

22. Do you ever fart?
Of course. You have to learn a lot about anatomy, my friend. And about asking silly questions.

I’d like to tag Alice and The B (you can do it as if you were a woman :P) to do this. 😀 Anyone else is welcome to do it too!

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Comments on: "Some answers you may not like…" (6)

  1. haha… awesome! loved 20 & 21, in particular! and i SO knew u’d tag alice.. 😀

  2. […] 25, 2007 Since The B is too chicken to do this tag and display it on his blog, I decided to put it up on […]

  3. […] Or silly questions when i have no answers (or don’t want to give them :P). Butttttt, you gotta do what you gotta do, for the purpose of enlightening some folks. […]

  4. Everyone watches porn. Except you.

    Grow up 😛

  5. @Rayshma: Hehe… Did you see her having done this tag? 😛
    @SEV: No, only sick pervs watch porn. [STO]

  6. LOL!!!
    this tag has done me good! All the answers have been hilarious! 🙂

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